“Em, what does ‘non-mainstream’ mean?”

“It means something that’s outside the norm, you know, outside of mainstream. Dreads are non-mainstream, for instance…”

“The internet blocker won’t let me look at a Zodiac calendar because it’s ‘non-mainstream’.”

“Oh.”

“It also won’t let me look at your blog because it’s ‘p*rn’ and I can’t look at picture of kittens because they’re ‘drug and alcohol related content’.”

“I’ll have to look into that.”

“Yeah, it’s pretty stupid.”

“And in the meantime, I promise to stop putting p*rn on my blog.”