New message, Thursday, 7:26 pm
Emilyyyyyyy, Emilyyyyyyy, Emilyyyyyy
Has the muuuuurmuring sound of Maaaaaay….
*background giggling*
Love ya! Call home!
New message, Thursday, 7:27 pm
…
*heavy breathing*
…
low, raspy voice: I have Stephanie* and I’m holding her hostage. Come home.
No wait! Don’t come home, go to Cumby’s!**
Okay? Bye!
New message, Thursday, 7:28 pm
Oooooooooooh! You don’t know who this iiiiiiisssssss! Call hooooooooooome!
…
This is Hannah, by the way. Bye!
New message, Thursday, 7:29 pm
*garbled giggling and squealing noises*
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*click*
Save all messages?
* = the cat
** = the convenience store
That made me think of Roy D. Mercer. You ever listen to him? Funny stuff.
Cheers.