I stayed home from church today because I’m feeling run down, and I spent most of the morning huddled under blankets trying to ward off the chill of the September air in our little house.

When mom got home from church, she saw me piled underneath two layers of fleece, and asked:

“Would you like me to turn the heat on?”

“We have heat?”

“Yeah, you goober. We filled the oil tank this week.”

“Oh…right. That’d be great.”

*shiver*