I’m a little less freaked out than I was earlier. Four hours of drug-induced sleep will do that to you.

There is always the possibility that my new facial moisturizer caused my lips to pull off a bad Goldie Hawn impression, which is giving me some reason for hope. They’re still puffy and irritated and hurt like heck, but (thankfully) the reaction hasn’t gotten any worse.

If that’s the case, then as much as I’d hate to do it, once they get better I’ll try the moisturizer again. Of course, in an interesting twist, the moisturizer contains nut oil.

Oy.