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memo
June 23, 2007 |
To: Stephanie
From: the Zookeeper
Your back claws are sharp. My shoulders are not a launching pad.
I would appreciate your future consideration in this matter.
Comments
2 Comments so far
To: ZooKeeper
From: Stephanie
Your memo has been forwarded to the management for due consideration. A reply will be forthcoming.
To: The Zookeeper
From: Steph
Having given this matter deep consideration, I will endeavor to bear human fragility in mind. However, I have noted that the human legal system makes exceptions for divas.