His friend M just got dumped by her *blankety* boyfriend right before prom. He and a couple other guys took her out to the mall to give her some support.
He’s the best.
Fer realz.
Of course, Dad said that once they’ve comforted M they should find her *bleeping* ex and kick his…bottom.
At least we know where his chivalry comes from ;-)

I think I need a brother like that too.