wear what you normally would, and tell everyone you’re going for the “unshowered college student” look
go to the worship pastor’s house and play coyote calls outside their living room window; then after that, knock on their door and beg candy off of them
ambush your children and cover them in silly string as they return from said pastor’s house
completely soak the wood floor bobbing for apples
“carve” your pumpkin with a drill and circular attatchments
while doing a candy hunt with the lights off, pretend you didn’t nearly reach into the litterbox
why limit yourself to pumpkins? carve a few “jack-o-apples” too
consume so much sugar that your leg is still shaking…the next day
