Still recovering from school-induce brain numbness…

These reasons are almost good enough to make me want to step foot in Wally World again…well, not quite, but they’re funny

20 Things to do in Wal Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “I think we have a Code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens…

4. Attempt to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

5. Move ‘CAUTION WET FLOOR’ signs to carpeted areas.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them if they bring pillows from the Bed and Bath department.

7. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”

11. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say “Pick me! Pick me!”

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, “No! No! It’s those voices again.”

13. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, “Hey we’re out of toilet paper in here!

14. Sample all the spray air fresheners.

15. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in narrow aisles.

16. Turn all the radios to polka stations, then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

17. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say “BEEP” in a loud voice.  Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items.

18. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

19. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

20. Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full-scale battle: G.I. Joe vs. Lord of the Rings.